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In An Effort To Reach Out, Hillary Clinton Accepts Iran’s Invitation To Attend A Sold-Out Public Stoning Republicans Oppose Obama’s Plan To Appoint First Presidential A Cappella Group Obama Asks...
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The Ten Most Shocking Personal Moments of the Supreme Court
Everyone is speculating about the ways Sotomayor’s personal background will compromise her judicial integrity. I mean, it’s pretty hard to hold a gavel while eating arroz con pollo, let alone while...
View ArticleFive Facts AMERICA NEEDS to Know About Sonia Sotomayor
Meticulously anal pundits, like Newt Gingrich and Rush Limbaugh, intellectual heavy weights Tom Tancredo, and ex-convict/current actor/ radio personality G. Gordon Liddy have exposed Judge Sotomayor...
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5 Things Americans Need to Know About Obama the Elitist Muslim
Expert economist and seasoned diplomat* Jon Voight isn’t the only one on to the "fellow who’s bringing us to chaos and socialism." All you have to do is look at Obama’s trip to the Middle East to see...
View ArticleComparing Obama to Hitler
Political scientists and historians from Rush Limbaugh to Sean Hannity to Lyndon LaRouche to that woman with short brown hair who, I deduce, must be a scholar of German history, are comparing Obama to...
View ArticleThe Anti Public Option Pledge: No Health Care For Me!
Like my fellow American patriots, I refuse to sit by while the Nazi Marxist President sends storm troops of Dr Mengeles to pull the plug on millions of grannies. Just keep out of our persona lives. My...
View ArticleLeaked Ahmadinejad Diary Proves Iran Prez Is Jewish
A controversy has erupted recently about whether Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is actually a Jew. Pundits and professors alike are divided over whether his original last name, which his family...
View ArticleBest Political Halloween Costumes: Put Your Costume Where Your Mouth Is
Put on a bunch of fake blood, carry a cane or crutches, draw on what look like home-made stiches. You’re… the opt out to the public option. Put a pillow under shirt and carry a bunch of baby dolls....
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The Week in Headlines
Bat-shit crazy, right-wing wingbats stop denying the holocaust so that they can liken it to federally funded health care. falls apart. The good news: little disappointment in the United States...
View ArticleHow to Save Health Care Reform: Teabagger-friendly Re-Branding
The Health Care vote in the house was close. And it still needs to pass the Senate. Poor branding, such as the term Public Option, didn’t help the cause. But it’s not too late to win the support of...
View ArticleBrit Hume Tells Tiger Woods: Get Thee to a Nunnery to Mend your Swinging Ways!
Anyone who has ever been caught with his pants down knows it’s easier to look up to Jesus than it is to squat down into a lotus position. So Brit Hume, Fox News commentator and moonlighting theologian,...
View ArticleLiz Cheney Knows Racism When She Sees It (She Was Raised in It)
After years of supporting her racist father, Liz Cheney is finally calling out racism where she sees it — in the words of Harry Reid. Liz Cheney insists that Reid’s comments about Obama were racist...
View ArticleScott Brown Wants You To Date His Daughter: Top 10 Ways to win a date with...
Scott Brown’s victory was a truly historic moment. For the first time in recent history, a senator-elect announced the dating status of his daughters: "For anyone watching around the country, they’re...
View ArticleState Of The Union: Deep Twitter Thoughts on SOTU
Before the State Of The Union kthalps: guys, the only way obama can repeal dont ask dont tell is if we dont ask dont tell. so shut up abt it. duh! State Of The Union Starts kthalps: I guess we’ll have...
View ArticleHealth Care Reform: Deep Twitter Thoughts on The Health Care Vote
* John Boehner looks like a naughty frat boy showing off in front of "bro’s" when he shouts "Hell’s no" * Less than ten votes btwn civilization & Nazi Communist Black Panther Muslim Socialist...
View ArticleThis Week in Bigotry
This Week in Bigotry In an attempt to "rebrand" Arizona, whose recent immigration law has been called racist, Governor Jan Brewer bans teaching ethnic studies. After smearing Supreme Court nominee...
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The Week in Headlines
President’s Mother-In-Law Says Stimulus Package Isn’t Good Enough; Wishes President Were More Of A Provider Kathleen Sebelius Adopts Late-Term...
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